1. prismasandpie:

    When people ask you to come down from your room and socialize:


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  2. refridgerator:

    when you stay up all night doing hw and the teacher doesn’t collect it


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    Dave Escamilla from Crown The Empire x


    I’m gonna SCREAM

    (Source: lmportant, via condom)





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    That last tip is sooooo damn nice and thoughtful.

    Some great Sex tips!! “Lovemaking does not have to stop just because you guys both came” ;-)

    Love this! That first one though! Nerdy and awesome!!!

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    Squidward kept this shit real

    (Source: heliolisk, via condom)

  3. nolanthebloghog:


    I’ve never made ice cream before, so I did you guys a favor and found this recipe elsewhere. This ice cream mixes the salty taste of sea salt with the sweet tastes of cream and sugar. Apparently, Kingdom Hearts II director Tetsuya Nomura had this ice cream on a trip to the Tokyo Disneyland Resort and liked it so much he decided to work with Disney to put it in the games. The characters of Kingdom Hearts II can often be seen eating and talking about this delicious salty-sweet dessert. Enjoy it with your best buddy at twilight.


    2 eggs
    2 c. milk
    1/3 cup sugar
    1 t. vanilla
    1 c. heavy whipping cream
    sea salt to taste
    blue food coloring (optional)

    ice pop molds (optional)

    Separate the eggs into two good sized bowls and beat the egg whites until stiff. Mix the egg yolks and sugar until thick. Slowly bring milk to boil over medium heat, stirring occasionally. Pour hot milk into yolk/sugar mixture and mix well. Pour milk/yolk/sugar mixture back into pot and heat on medium until thicker to make a custard. Do not boil. Pour custard in with beaten egg whites and mix well. Add sea salt (keeping adding salt until it tastes salty sweet). Put mixture in fridge to cool. Once cool, add cream, vanilla and coloring to mixture. Freeze, following your ice cream maker’s instructions. If you wish, get some ice pop molds. Spray the inside of these with very little PAM spray (or something similar). Then pour the ice cream into the molds right after it comes out of the ice cream maker. Pop the lid on and the stick in and freeze for at least two hours.


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  4. what-if-i-was-funny:



    can you paint with all the colors of the wind


    alright picasso calm down

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