1. unclefather:

    jesuschristvevo:

    would you like some cream cheese on your beagle

    keep your cream cheese away from my dog

    (via hotboyproblems)

  2. lapfoxs:

    ACCIDENTALLY STEPPING ON A SNAIL

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    (Source: bakrua, via condom)

    bryko:

    bryko:

    how the fuck does Old Man Jenkins weigh 250 pounds if Spongebob weighs 1 ounce

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  3. overaaalls:

    when i look at myself in the mirror i feel like one of those really detailed spongebob paintings

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  4. suspend:

    me everyday:

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  5. souljagirl617:

    I don’t go thru ppls pictures on their phone cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle

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  6. cactsus:

    my thick thighs and basic brown eyes will win over someone’s heart one day

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  7. iswearimnotnaked:

    im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass

    (via hotboyproblems)


  8. vriskafuckingserket:

    fortknots:

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    This is my favorite motherfucking thing about getting closer to Halloween every FUCKING YEAR

    (Source: princenishi, via elovers)

  9. apokelypse:

    my life is basically when you find toaster strudels in the freezer then realize you have no toaster

    I microwave those things

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